daddythedragon:
“robstmartin:
“ wagecucks:
“Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!
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This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This...

Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!

robstmartin

This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.

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for real, if you see a fic that seems abandoned but you really want to see if it might be completed

i would genuinely suggest not mentioning the fact its abandoned at all. instead, just leave the most effusive comment you can. tell the author specifically what you liked. if they are in a position they might continue it, you might remind them what they liked about the story, and thus maybe revive it.

that is probably your best bet to get a story finished, much more than asking “hey is this abandoned” or asking for it to be continued.

i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

Why does “the hurricane gun” sound like it will show up in Netflix’s big action movie starring Dwayne Johnson?

Good morning, a picture of my legs underneath a car is currently going viral on the lesbian side of tumblr

The funniest thing about this is the hundreds of people who now think I'm the Car Butch™ in my relationship, when that could not be less true. My gf (who took the picture) is the car butch. I was only under the jeep because my weasel-like physique meant I fit under there better, and I was being shouted instructions the entire time. I was there to look good and am being given hilariously undue credit

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